When I was in class 7, I think I moved from Top 3 to top 38. Ok, to number 8 but I am trying to be inclusive of everyone here. So my mum decided to give me one more chance in life to redeem myself. And prove that I was actually her real son. And that her true son had not been switched…
My early agency life was filled with a lot of ‘supeshio’ foolishness. Or what my mother would call, JUOGI! Juogi Kinda Foolishness, is an ultra thick porridge like foolishness brewed in titanium caul- drons, stirred continuously by demons of mischief. To make it very rich and smoothly texturized, they used dandruff from the devil’s head, collected in banned polyethene paper bags, and shaped…
Sooooo.... camp fire, fam. I can finally speak about it. Si When I was sixteen. OOOOOH MMMMMAA GASH... I had a crush. Mad crush. Woi. My Lord. It wasn’t a crush crush. More like a crush, but not exactly a crush. Like it’s a crush but inter- nal. Silent. Incognito. Like my server had been hacked but I don’t know how. Like your first crush…
